About Me
Saucy, passionate, indie girl who loves cocktails, baking, fishnets, anything vintage, and lives for witty banter. Narcissists, condescending figures, & anything slathered in mayonnaise need not apply. Luv ya, ho!;)
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~Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I'd been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
~ Dorothy Parker
Hell-Raisers Hanging
Envy, Content, & Sufficient Champagne
this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact
this gif is kinda like that
This will forever be my favorite gif
oh god i can’t handle the colors chosen for this
(Source: elentori, via rossoporpora)
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
(Source: terriblesmaug)
