Saucy, passionate, indie girl who loves cocktails, baking, fishnets, anything vintage, and lives for witty banter. Narcissists, condescending figures, & anything slathered in mayonnaise need not apply. Luv ya, ho!;) *** ~Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye. ~ Dorothy Parker Hell-Raisers Hanging